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LISAN AL-GAIB 19 Jan, 2024 @ 8:05pm 
So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my ♥♥♥♥ out. “♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. “Please,” I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own ♥♥♥, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school?
LISAN AL-GAIB 19 Jan, 2024 @ 8:03pm 
What is up YouTube today im gonna show you virgin dumbasses the infinite sex glitch.So basically if you want to have sex infinite times then you need to approach a woman.Then what you wanna do is open up your Cheat Engine,scan for stuff with a 0 value (its your chance of getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥) and change that value to 100.Once you done that you can press the button "Speak" on your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brain,and start to farm some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
LISAN AL-GAIB 19 Nov, 2023 @ 10:22am 
I work in South Central, Los Angeles which is ñîggêr capital. I was at mcdonalds getting a vanilla cone. When i was in my car leaving these obese ñîggêrs were blocking my car and wouldn't let me leave. They started cursing at me and making fun of me, so i parked my car and proceeded to yell at this obese ñîggêr girl making fun of all black stereotypes and calling her ñîggêr multiple times. I mentioned foodstamps and ♥♥♥♥ trying to hurt her emotionally. She then swung at me but missed and i swung at her and hit her cheek. I was not in the right state of mind and went berserk and just tried to tear her down emotionally making fun of her obesity and just anything that came to mind about ñîggêrs, while this was going on her 3 ñîggêr girl friends were just standing by watching. In the end the ñîggêr shut the ♥♥♥♥ up and was noticeably terrified of me. I respect well spoken black people but i hate ñîggêrs, finally got that off my chest.
LISAN AL-GAIB 19 Nov, 2023 @ 10:17am 
You puny earthling 👽🙏 dont ever let my radar detect your heat signature on my homeworld or i will have to anally probe you 🔥💯🛸‼️
BHAD MUSKA #TYBG 16 Jul, 2023 @ 9:21pm 
binkie boy
LISAN AL-GAIB 5 May, 2023 @ 10:14am 
"FEMALES 👧" DON'T ❌ EXIST!!!!!!😱😱
"FEMALES 👧" DON'T ❌ EXIST!!!!!!😱😱

A "FEMALE ☠👧🏽👩" is a fake ✨ person 👥👫 designed 😋 by the 🤮GOVERNMENT🤮 to enslave 😜 men!!!!😱😱😱😱😱

PROOF👉👉
"FEMALE ♀🚺" stands 🚹 for;
F 🙅 ake 😪🖐😣
E 🅱 ngineered
MALE 👦 !!!!
😱😱😱😱😱😱

So be 😰😰CAREFUL😰😰 around 🔃 someone 👤 who claims 🎸 to be a 😡😡"FEMALE"😡😡 because they might 💪 be a 😱SPY😱 sent 😳 by the 🤮GOVERNMENT 🤮
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

If you 👈 😡DONT😡 farward this to 20 😏
👨‍🦱people🧒 😨LITTLE TOMMY😱 will crawl 🐀 out of your 😈👉 sink 😵😰💉 and eat 👅 Your 👉 eyeballs 🙈🤠 👁️👁️

🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
LISAN AL-GAIB 16 Apr, 2022 @ 9:33pm 
Day 3000 - You can't keep up with all your tinder matches. Strange women begin hitting on you in public. You worry about your female boss. Fortunately she keeps it professional.
Day 6000 - Ex shows up at your door crying and begging you to take her back. You don't even make eye contact—just call the police right away. Your female boss quits. She can't take it anymore and fears what she might do to you if she stays.
Day 12000 - Every swipe on tinder is a match. Even girls you swipe left get matched with you somehow. Romantic messages fill up your inbox every day—all 15gb of it—you upgrade your Gmail account to premium.
Day 30000 - You don't have to work anymore. JK Rowling signs over half of her Harry Potter royalties to you in a grand gesture of love. You tell her you can't be with her because she's too controversial. She weeps quietly. The next morning, Rowling tweets that trans women are women and Dumbledore's sexual orientation is nobody's business.
LISAN AL-GAIB 16 Apr, 2022 @ 9:31pm 
Benefits of NoFap:

Day 1 - Nothing. You're still in withdrawal and might actually feel worse.

Day 5 - Improved motivation and productivity.

Day 10 - Better energy and sleep.

Day 30 - Greater confidence and self-esteem. Mental clarity.

Day 60 - Increased muscle mass, bone density, and cardiovascular capacity. Testosterone through the roof.

Day 120 - Higher sperm count. Increased erection strength and duration.

Day 365 - Your voice deepens and your skull becomes more chad-like. Increased erection girth and length.

Day 730 - Faster reaction time. 10 additional IQ points.

Day 1500 - Starbucks baristas start writing their numbers on your receipts. Your ex wants to get back together. You feel tempted but ultimately turn her down.
LISAN AL-GAIB 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:40pm 
definitely is ass at dota
Vinloceraptor 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:29pm 
definitely plays dota
LISAN AL-GAIB 17 Nov, 2021 @ 8:27am 
live in florida my real name is brenton beuburn i work for nasa i have an ugly ass dog named mowgli
LISAN AL-GAIB 9 Jul, 2021 @ 9:18pm 
Porch Monkey
LISAN AL-GAIB 1 Jul, 2021 @ 10:30pm 
♥♥♥♥ HEAD ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥
LISAN AL-GAIB 1 Jul, 2021 @ 10:29pm 
FEED MID MORE
LISAN AL-GAIB 1 Jul, 2021 @ 10:29pm 
DUMB ♥♥♥♥♥♥
BHAD MUSKA #TYBG 11 May, 2021 @ 2:48pm 
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BHAD MUSKA #TYBG 5 May, 2021 @ 9:24pm 
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Benjamin Binkie 24 Mar, 2021 @ 12:10pm 
god please take babooey and bring back george floyd
LISAN AL-GAIB 12 Mar, 2021 @ 10:53am 
This guy plays roblox
Benjamin Binkie 12 Nov, 2015 @ 2:15pm 
hi
Benjamin Binkie 4 Aug, 2015 @ 3:28pm 
k thx
game girl shit shyne 3 Aug, 2015 @ 2:57pm 
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game girl shit shyne 26 Jul, 2015 @ 5:49am 
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Solo 10 Jul, 2015 @ 8:40pm 
+Rep fair trustworth nice
game girl shit shyne 20 Jun, 2015 @ 9:27am 
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game girl shit shyne 15 Jun, 2015 @ 9:09am 
+rep has a gaping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with the radius of a nascar tracks
Youtube.com Trade Banned 9 Jun, 2015 @ 6:37am 
+rep lovely man
76561198165036337 5 Jun, 2015 @ 3:46am 
@Mybreathaven'tdevelopedyet steam offer me your legendary axe of void then ill gift my diabolic aspect ...
76561198165036337 4 Jun, 2015 @ 6:02am 
+rep trusted gifter ...
Benjamin Binkie 6 Jan, 2015 @ 1:23pm 
If I'm not on steam for more than a week I'm probably dead or raising children but it's pretty much the same thing.
♡ a k i r a ♡ 6 Jan, 2015 @ 1:10pm 
I don't know how to feel about this.
BUT..
PARTY ON. :B1:
♡ a k i r a ♡ 6 Jan, 2015 @ 1:09pm 
I..well
♡ a k i r a ♡ 6 Jan, 2015 @ 1:09pm 
I...
♡ a k i r a ♡ 6 Jan, 2015 @ 1:09pm 
onto my comments
♡ a k i r a ♡ 6 Jan, 2015 @ 1:09pm 
The dog finally made it
♡ a k i r a ♡ 6 Jan, 2015 @ 1:09pm 
OMG NO PLS
Cutthroat Nixonian 6 Jan, 2015 @ 1:08pm 
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kiad 27 Sep, 2014 @ 10:38pm 
Hi, you seemed to drift off there
kiad 27 Sep, 2014 @ 10:12pm 
Im better mate
fish flakes 23 Jun, 2014 @ 6:34pm 
+rep, most friendly trader i have EVER traded with. hes the best
Cutthroat Nixonian 22 Jun, 2014 @ 8:49pm 
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
Cutthroat Nixonian 22 Jun, 2014 @ 8:48pm 
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
Cutthroat Nixonian 21 Jun, 2014 @ 12:05pm 
FEG >:)
JackyDDaniels 20 May, 2014 @ 6:20pm 
+rep good trade, but learned how to really trade the slightly harder way haha, best of luck
fish flakes 17 Apr, 2014 @ 11:13am 
(no ♥♥♥♥)
fish flakes 17 Apr, 2014 @ 11:12am 
+rep friendly, and just everything good, i luv him!
Cutthroat Nixonian 27 Mar, 2014 @ 7:44pm 
I am unhappy with his assassination services because he took out my target in fact, with a quick scope. 0/5
iforgotwhy 10 Feb, 2014 @ 4:40am 
I can smell you... Man you need a shower.
Xones48 2 Jan, 2014 @ 11:19am 
+Rep Fast and Very very very Polite trader
Janeethan 17 Sep, 2013 @ 3:08pm 
+rep Fast & Very Friendly Awesome Trader:balloonicorn: