'Sup? I'm bored. Let's play.

IF YOU'RE GONNA TRADE ME CLICK VIEW MORE INFO FFS

For reasons that pretty much explain them:
- Your years of service hardly matter to me
- If your profile is private, you have no hopes of adding me
- Don't keep your inventory private, it doesn't help you much and just gives me reason to look further into your account
- Your positive reputation means nothing to me
- I don't care if you have multiple profiles for trading. See below

If you're gonna trade me, make it worth my while:
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=150297440&token=wXosNC_u
Or at the very least, tell me why you want to trade me.

Working as a contracted employee. Not what I want to do with my life.