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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 3:00pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 4:26pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 1:15am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 6:58am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 9:07am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 4:26pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 6:58am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 12:42pm

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 12:37pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 9:59pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 7:28am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:32am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 1:10am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 4:42pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 7:50pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 5:08pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 12:49am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 6:18am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 10:01pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 6:00am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 9:26pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 7:02pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 6:19am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 3:21am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 11:12pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 2:09pm

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 2:50pm

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 4:53pm

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 5:58pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 6:10am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:57am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 4:45pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 9:37pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:26pm

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:15pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 11:56am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 9:32pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 4:36am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 9:07am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 6:31am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 8:45pm

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 8:42pm

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 8:47pm

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 8:50pm

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 8:50pm