United Defeatist

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Cute red dawn main

my jew friend

Cute red dawn main

when we playing

Mmm, cute red dawn main fo sho

Que ese culo no pase hambre

my goy

-REP After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then taped him against the wall. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Jk, I further my case by pointing out The avg speed of ejaculate is 28 mph. This means that gru can ejaculate at a speed of roughly 70 MPH when standing still. If he decides to fling his ejaculate by swinging his ♥♥♥♥ in a circular fashion, it will travel at 584415.5*70= 40,909,085 mph. This means Gru’s ejaculate travels at a speed greater than 24 thousand times the speed of a bullet. Considering the average mass of ejaculate, 3.5 g, gru’s semen will impact the target with the energy of 1.715e9 Jouls, or roughly the amount of energy released in 667 pounds of TNT. In conclusion, if gru decided to weaponize his penis, he could easily conquer the world.
NOW I rest my case.

We all know Gru is the godly height of 14.5 feet tall and can move at a speed of 200 Meters per second. Based on average ♥♥♥♥ size, Gru’s penis is around 14 inches long. Also, Gru’s ♥♥♥♥ would weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a ♥♥♥♥ is .77 lbs. If he swung his ♥♥♥♥ in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means that gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58336974 MPH. In conclusion, Gru’s dickslap has enough energy to smash through 6” reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his ♥♥♥♥ breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case.

Hello, hi uhm i was searcning in steam and i came acros your profile picture :)) and i think ur really cute. its not very often you come across girl gamers yknow so uhm i thought maybe we should hang out sometime!)) pls dont be offended i love girl gamers and want to play with you, have you got skype? we can skype so i can see ur face and we can have many fun times together i can't wait.. :))) i see u play Paidi 2 a lot aid i do 2! im very good so i can protect you if need be :ppppp pls respond ive not played with people long time and espcily not women who look nice as you :) pls dont be afraid im very nice and happy person just wanting fun ok???? pls thanks, ur hot :))))))))

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guys im not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeb this isnt anime its a korean game about libraries and corporations and big titty blue haired sadomasochists and the unending struggle of purpose within a world where no one cares about u like real life except it doesnt suck ass and its actually interesting because there's a reason for everything and its the corporations that do terrible crimes agaisnt humanity as a whole but no one does ♥♥♥♥ because how much money they do just like irl except these are cool because they have things like singularities like tattoos that make your skin as hard as steel or post-psionic phenomena called abnormalities that come from the manifestation of an amalgamation of people's inner desires, insecurities and personalities and they use these abnormalities that are like monsters that make energy when they kill people to power lamps and other things its honestly really cool guys you should give it a go

Nothing's not real outside this dream.

guys im not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeb this isnt anime its a korean game about libraries and corporations and big titty blue haired sadistic AI secretaries and the unending struggle of purpose within a world where no one cares about u like real life except it doesnt suck ass and its actually interesting because there's a reason for everything and its the corporations that do terrible crimes agaisnt humanity as a whole but no one does ♥♥♥♥ because how much money they do just like irl except these are cool because they have things like singularities like tattoos that make your skin as hard as steel or post-psionic phenomena called abnormalities that come from the manifestation of an amalgamation of people's inner desires, insecurities and personalities and they use these abnormalities that are like monsters that make energy when they kill people to power lamps and other things its honestly really cool guys you should give it a go

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10/10, held my ♥♥♥♥ when i went pee.

Love you

Happy christmas friend!

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k thanks

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