TheVIZOR's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 7:51am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2017 @ 11:02am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2017 @ 11:09am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 11:59pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 7:32am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 4:57am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2018 @ 4:00am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2018 @ 4:27am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2018 @ 4:54am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 10:13am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 5:51am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 12:45am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2018 @ 10:10am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2018 @ 3:01am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 11:53pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:11am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 10:36am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 7:48am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 12:09am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 8:08am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 10:01am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 10:26am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 10:20am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2018 @ 4:58am

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2018 @ 4:58am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 12:12am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2017 @ 11:09am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2018 @ 7:18am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 5:02am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:37am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 5:50am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 11:57pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 12:11am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 7:40am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2017 @ 11:05am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 11:58pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 12:22am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 7:44am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2018 @ 4:15am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 7:34am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 7:42am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 5:23am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 12:07am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 7:41am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 7:30am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 5:11am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 7:34am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2020 @ 3:19am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2020 @ 10:45am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2020 @ 4:00am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2018 @ 9:30am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 12:21am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

0 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

10 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

3 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

2 / 30

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

690 / 5,000