I never comment, but you are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I know you'll never see this, but I am the only one here who would actually treat you how you deserve to be treated; like the queen you are. But alas, you are probably already in a relationship that you secretly hate but can't break free from due to family pressure or fear of physical retaliation from your "lover". Ugh. Let's just get away from all of this. DM me if you want to make the most of what we have left of this so called life.

This coward doesn't even smoke crack

I'm sitting on about $8 million cash, I have $2 million in real estate. I won the TF2 belt nine times. I'm internationally famous. I'm 6'4. You on the other hand: I'm guessing 5 feet flat, I'm guessing with the net worth of $100,000. Never won any titles, can walk around without giving a ♥♥♥♥ who you are or what you do. My point is, you and I are not even close to being on the same level. I'm guessing that's why you are constantly attacking me, it's understandable. You're literally and figuratively like a boy compared to someone like me. I'm actually questioning myself as I'm writing this thinking "why am I even giving you the time of day" every time I turn around you are writing me some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t, why do you try so hard to get my attention?

Hey bro,I can give my vulcan ak for all of your csgo cases and graffities, so if you dont need them send me trade offer please. Trade link and Ak are in my main profile ( link in bio ) . I don't add friends at all so please dont add me , just send offer

hell yeah get that tortoise

I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the ♥♥♥♥, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don't you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.