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-rep 3 queued and all left so me and my friend had to play just us 2

The worst and saddest feeling about watching porn is when you spend time laying out 10-15 tabs of your favorite porn scenes hoping to go through all of them, but end up nutting on the 3rd scene.... You then accept the fact that you failed and tried to move on with your life, but you come to your senses and realize that you just nutted to an ugly ♥♥♥♥♥ who's the most likable thing about her was her ass. So you say "Oh, hell naw" and reopened those 9-14 tabs because your ego won't let you go to sleep with that L. After a 30 minutes break of regenerating semen, you decide to go back at it. You beat scene 1, then scene 2, then the THE 3rd!, THE FOURTH!!!...you're on fire, you feel unstoppable. You feel like you can take those 14 scenes down easy. But on the 5th scene, your neck starts to get tense. Your back start to hunch like Quasimodo and your nutsack got tighter than a balloon knot... You on the verge of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but you don't worry. It's all good this time

I hate you people for leaving me out of so many fun things. And no don't … say, 'Well that's your fault,' because it isn't, you people had my phone number, and I asked and all, but no. No no no don't let the weird-looking Eric KID come along

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Thanks ♥♥♥♥♥ you guys ♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck at CSGO!