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9 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
44.6 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
A world where the richs were literally eaten, what's not to like? The game run very smoothly and is beautiful. I haven't had that much fun slaying zombies in a long time!
Posted 23 April.
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7 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
76.7 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
Great port! One of the most beautiful game I've played.

RTX 4090 and i9-13900KS
Every setting to the maximum. DLSS on quality setting. 4K
130-140 fps, absolutely zero stuttering, bugs or big frame drop, smooth as butter

Nixxes has done an excellent job and I can't wait for Ghost of Tsushima!
Posted 21 March.
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92 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
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42.5 hrs on record
Great remaster. The game is beautiful, it runs very smoothly and the gameplay is still a pleasure. It also makes you realize how f..... old you are and that time passes so fast it's scary. But great game!
Posted 21 November, 2023. Last edited 21 November, 2023.
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96 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
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16.6 hrs on record (16.6 hrs at review time)
Tripwire's president said he was proud of the new Texas law concerning abortion. Do what you want with this info but I sure won't give anymore of my money to this editor/developer.
Posted 6 September, 2021. Last edited 6 September, 2021.
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30 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
Got motion sickness after 5 minutes due to the fact that you can't turn off the bobblehead effect. A mod was able to solve the problem but it's not working anymore. It's a shame not to have this option in a 2019 game.
So if, like me, you're sensitive to motion sickness in games, I would avoid this one.
Posted 22 August, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
7.0 hrs on record
A little gem!
Posted 27 November, 2020.
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11 people found this review helpful
2.2 hrs on record
Just brilliant! One of the best indie game I've played. I'll have more memories of the three hours I spend in this game than most of the last triple A's I've played recently. The narration and gameplay is extremely creative. It's like a very good book, once you start it you won't be able to stop until the end.
Posted 24 April, 2020.
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26 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
34.4 hrs on record
Standar Lego game. The main game was good, it doesn't change the well known and appreciated formula. On the other hand, the dlc's were really disappointing, too short and uninspired (except for Dr Strange I guess).

Unfortunately...

TT takes it a bit further in taking customers for granted idiots.

Buying the season pass won't give you all the dlc's! If you want to go for all the achievements you'll have to pay again for the last dlc (Antman).

On top of that, the last update was 9.3 GB (!!!), basically making you downloading the game a second time (and in the process making the game crashing at the start, at least for me...).

I played and enjoyed a lot of Lego's games, I was looking forward to play the new Star Wars one but TT just lost a customer instead!
Posted 16 July, 2016.
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37 people found this review helpful
24 people found this review funny
1.3 hrs on record
This game is like a drunk slob in a bar:

He's ugly, he smells, he got bugs and he's telling racist jokes while thinking he's hilarious. You just want to slap him in the face, really, really hard!

It's an easy 100% if that's what you're looking for, like me. But I'm pretty sure this game gave me std's during the hour I played it.
Posted 30 September, 2015. Last edited 30 September, 2015.
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21 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
7.8 hrs on record
I love poker and I'm a big fan of Borderlands and Telltale, what could go wrong? A lot actually.....

This game is really frustrating and has nothing to do with poker, the players have no range at all and you don't have any fold equity. One exemple: 3 players with the same stack, 2 of them go all in on a A J 9 flop, the third one then call with 3 6 offsuit (no flush draw possible, no odds whatsoever). No one would ever do that, and it actually happens every two hands on that game. At no point I felt like playing poker or had any pleasure sitting at the table.

The characters are not funny, especially when they only have 5 different lines each. So you'll hear them making the same comments again and again.....and again. The pace of the game is very slow, every time someone talk, the game is paused even if the people talking are not in the hand.

If you like poker, don't play that game. If you don't know poker and would like to have a taste of it, for the love of god don't play that game and seek any other poker games out there. The only point of playing it would be if you really want the downloadable contents for Borderlands 2 or TF2

2/10 (1 point for the downloadable contents and 1 point because Claptrap), would fold again
Posted 4 February, 2015. Last edited 4 February, 2015.
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