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I fart when I'm angry
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bacsilog

I trust this message finds you well. As your former manager at the Ate Ricas corporate office, I hope to address a matter of importance. It has come to our attention that you have recently concluded your role as a custodian within our organization.

While we respect individual career decisions, we would appreciate being informed of such transitions to ensure a smooth transition for all parties involved. Communication is a key element in maintaining a cohesive working environment.

Furthermore, it appears that you may have inadvertently left behind personal belongings—a bowl of champorado and a Dickies cap. We have taken the liberty of securing these items and have placed them at the reception for your convenience. Please feel free to retrieve them at your earliest convenience.

If there are any extenuating circumstances surrounding your departure or if you require assistance with any matters related to your time at Ate Ricas, do not hesitate to reach out.

A boy.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

i'd like to water your barren lands and bask in your renewed fertility

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your ♥♥♥♥♥ average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

I'm like, "Hey, what's up? Hello"
I hit the strip with my trap queen, 'cause all we know is bands
I just might snatch up a 'Rari and buy my boo a Lamb'
I might just snatch her a necklace, drop a couple on a ring
She ain't wantin' for nothin' because I got her everything
It's big ZooWap from the bando
Remind me where I can't go
Remy Boyz got the stamp though
Count up hella them bands though
Boy how far can your bands go?
Fetty Wap, I'm livin' fifty thousand K how I stand though
If you checkin' for my pockets I'm like…

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