Como miembro del Departamento de Salud Mental, pedimos disculpas al público en nombre de este usuario de Steam... Es uno de nuestros pacientes que escapó de este hospital. Les aseguramos que haremos lo que sea necesario para darle el tratamiento que necesita para recuperar sus facultades mentales. Gracias.

No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people who think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.

I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since you told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you, you truly changed my life!

Te quiero mucho
Fuiste muy importante
Pero chinga a tu madre

Vete a la verga
Culero de mierda
Meco puñetas
Cara de gonorrea

Sé que ya dije
Chinga tu madre
Pero cada vez que respires
Vuelve a chingar a tu madre

Pinche escoria
De casta inferior
Aborto de mono
Perro malo y traidor

Sé que ya dije
Chinga tu madre
Pero cada vez que respires
Vuelve a chingar a tu madre

Inhala y chinga a tu madre
Y ahora exhala y vuelve a chingar a tu madre
Y ahora otra vez, chinga a tu madre
Y cada vez que respires, vuelve a chingar a tu madre

Vete a la verga
Culero de mierda
Meco puñetas
Cara de gonorrea

Sé que ya dije
Chinga tu madre
Pero cada vez que respires
Vuelve a chingar a tu madre

Just want to describe this blatant cheater and the way he cheats (not obviously tho like other cheaters do). I just watched demo of your POV and I saw how "smart" you're trying to cheat, but sorry, I caught you after 3-4 rounds. Obviously you have some kind of aimlock/triggerbot where you toggle cheat and crosshair is locking to an enemy, and while you do that, ur switching to your cz/awp and jumping around, so you just provide easy info to your self and to your teammates with that cheat. Also, you're aiming waaaaay to off the enemy, but bullets are still hitting anyway. Your cz/awp style is discovered bro; you just toggle cheat on/off while running and ur crosshair is just finding enemies with that aimlock through wall = enough for you to kill.
I hope you get VAC banned soon for that cheat. I bet it's some private which cost 30-50 euros at least. Anyway, VAC incoming for sure. Bye kid

+rep great guy and a really nice person