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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2014 @ 1:28pm

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2014 @ 12:23pm

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2014 @ 12:37pm

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2014 @ 12:37pm

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2014 @ 12:45pm

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2014 @ 12:58pm

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2014 @ 12:40pm

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2014 @ 12:37pm

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2014 @ 10:39am

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2014 @ 1:10pm

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2014 @ 1:34pm

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2014 @ 10:46am

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2014 @ 2:06pm

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2014 @ 1:24pm

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2014 @ 2:22pm

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2014 @ 2:07pm

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2014 @ 1:10pm



Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary