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Chris   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
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1.5 400dpi 4:3 980 stretched 240hz deathadder v3 small pp
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zebigdt 2 Jan @ 11:47am 
Bro thought he could become the next rizz king by doing the uncanny ankha zone dance like a sussy baka in ohio💀dont bro know quandale dingle already did the forgis on the jeep thug shaker banban style with baller💀bro aint ever making it out of oklahoma the ocky way💀 that ♥♥♥♥ just plain uncanny like skibidi toilet bro💀 bro got negative infinity morbin chill bill pizza tower barbenheimer rizz bro💀bro got that nathaniel b ahh griddy bro💀bro really thought he had that rise of gru grimace shake 1 2 buckle my shoe spiderverse whopper rizz bro💀bro got that canon event baby gronk waffle house monday left me broken ahh drip in ohio bro💀 we aint ever makin it out of ohio with bros goofy ahh dj khaled mr chedda sisyphus toxic gossip train pikmin 4 ahh rizz bro💀 that aint even elephant mario titanic submarine god tier rizz bro💀thats just uncanny like shadow wizard money gang ambatukam twitter x bro💀fr bro
zebigdt 24 Nov, 2024 @ 4:37am 
Please do not insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner.

For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.

The vacuum cleaner is also dry. The penis is meant to be moist, and a vacuum cleaner with high suction power could chafe some of the delicate skin that could cause bleeding, flaking, irritation, swelling, and abrasions.

The vacuum cleaner will not hesitate to be rough with your penis- prolonged suction could damage the blood vessels, as well as stretch your penis. This could lead to moving parts in the vacuum damaging it further, or even getting stuck and needing medical intervention.

Be careful where you put your penis- it is not as pleasant as it sounds on surface level.

And yes, I am speaking from experience.
zebigdt 5 May, 2024 @ 9:23am 
You ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up kid. As I type this I have my modded PS2 running a track IP script on your post. Once I have triangulated your position in the world, my PS3 will release to your router my very own Pandora box virus. You won't notice it at first, but soon your lame PC will begin to work against you in ways you can't even imagine. First your graphics card will start to emit the flu virus, your ram will be uploaded online so everyone will be able to use it, your motherboard will slowly secrete acidic resin which will fry the electronics. The processor will be fine, just to give you hope.
You will be left with a husk of a machine, all because you decided to critique my mental ability... was it worth it?
Not even your mummy can help you now ♥♥♥♥ boy.
zebigdt 21 Feb, 2024 @ 9:05am 
oh. My. GOD. I've been without Helldivers for 3.65 picoseconds, I can't take it anymore. I'm screaming and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. My girlfriend actually wants me to spend time with her. I actually have to take out the trash now. What was left of my horrible day has been ruined beyond repair. Helldivers is my life. Yesterday my boss gave me this little pink slip (idk what it was for), and let me go home to play more Helldivers. This game helps me cope. My girlfriend's husband even lets me play an extra 3 hours before exiling me to the backyard too. I can't take it anymore. If I can't play more Helldivers soon, im gonna lose my mind!
zebigdt 14 Jan, 2024 @ 11:47am 
I think fortnite should add a pregnant female skin. Every kill she gets she slowly gives birth. When in water blood comes out. At 10 kills she gives birth and the baby can be your pet. Thoughts? Fortnite should hire me yo🙏🙏
zebigdt 17 Jul, 2021 @ 6:02am 
IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️