Now, this is a review all about how
My gaming life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a game called Blockland

In Slopes and Bedroom born and raised
On singleplayer was where I spent most of my days
Loadin' saves on maps, relaxin' all cool
And planting some bricks just like a noob
When a couple of players who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my server
I left for a little and Kompressor got hungry
He said 'You're movin' with your other blockheads to V21'

I begged and pleaded with him day after day
But he downloaded an update and sent me on my way
He put in some shaders and then he got rid of maps.
I set my avatar and said, 'I might as well brick it'.

First spawn, yo this is bad
Running around with shaders and no maps.
Is this what the people of V21 living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're new, very young, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this 36k?
I don't think so
I'll see when I download this update
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Blockland

Well, the game loaded and when I came out
There was a noob who looked like a cop standing there asking for help
I ain't trying to give tutorials yet
I just got here
I left the server with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I searched for a server and when I found a good one
The server name said TDM and it had a cool build
If anything I could say that this server was good
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Blockland'

I spawned in the server about 7 or 8 minutes later
And I typed to the host 'Yo home nice build'
I looked at my avatar
I was finally there,
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Blockland