Let me tell you, this dude smells like GARBAGE! I was having sex with one of my seventy-two wives when this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ just walks into my room. Instantly, we both smelled the awful odor and my penis near instantly shriveled up. She ran out of the room, ass naked, throwing up all over the floor. I called 911 immediately after and the next thing I knew I was in the hospital. I'm typing this from my phone at the hospital. DO NOT STAND NEAR THIS MAN!

-rep starts masturbating during match and asks for timeout. Good thing that he just takes 30 seconds.

"Started as a Cookie Clicker, now I'm a Cookie Crusader. 🍪 Can't stop clicking, can't stop chasing that golden cookie high! 🌟 My fingers ache, my life's a mess, but my cookie empire? It's never been better. 🏰💰 Send help... or more cookies. 🆘🍪 #CookieClickerAddict"
- ChatGPT

I never comment, but you are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I know you'll never see this, but I am the only one here who would actually treat you how you deserve to be treated; like the queen you are. But alas, you are probably already in a relationship that you secretly hate but can't break free from due to family pressure or fear of physical retaliation from your "lover". Ugh. Let's just get away from all of this. DM me if you want to make the most of what we have left of this so called life

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Thank God you Finally Opened Comments

-S1mple