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ESEA demoman and medic



synth: I've almost perfected my Hightower rollout as soldier
synth: I need to practice my 2Fort rollout


AH! Bunnysaur: Oh, got to the part with all the penix
AH! Bunnysaur: *penis
AH! Bunnysaur: I can't type I should just give up

fade: sniper v sniper is pretty random tbh
fade: i shouldn;t even take 1v1s with them
AH! Bunnysaur: sniper v sniper melee
AH! Bunnysaur: plz
AH! Bunnysaur: fade
fade: i'd win everythime
fade: I'm the melee king
fade has changed their name to DEATHMELON.

Zyc: I have an unusual
Zyc: Did I mention I have an unusual

Gabe: Some people don't think soldier should be an airplane

Gabe: Their body is a tongue

1:59 PM - bleh: i just realized, spy rarely says anything french
1:59 PM - bleh: but med and heavy say things in their native language
1:59 PM - bleh: like med says danke
1:59 PM - bleh: and heavy says pootis

keep this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ away: lobsters have 100 chromosomes, so does sprok :D

5:56 AM - Peppercorn 5 AM i58 Hype!: They went full Jasmine Tea
5:56 AM - vhnhjh lft: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
5:56 AM - vhnhjh lft: yeah i was about to say that
5:56 AM - Peppercorn 5 AM i58 Hype!: Jasmine tea in spirit
5:56 AM - vhnhjh lft: pushing=jasmine tea
5:56 AM - Peppercorn 5 AM i58 Hype!: It is now
5:56 AM - Peppercorn 5 AM i58 Hype!: lol
5:57 AM - vhnhjh lft: chris pratt invented the "push" move in 1987
5:57 AM - Peppercorn 5 AM i58 Hype!: Mhm
5:57 AM - vhnhjh lft: while trying to make glue
5:57 AM - vhnhjh lft: fun fact
5:57 AM - Peppercorn 5 AM i58 Hype!: He even have a nifty soundtrack to go with it
5:57 AM - vhnhjh lft: yeah he does :D

pazer: I'm just gonna go kill myself now, it's a tree stump, and it outplayed you.

vhnhjh: Oh whoops I got lost and grabbed the closest black man

Grumpy: Why doesn't Mallory have a driver's license? Because she drove over all of the pedestrians - IN HER AIRPLANE.

10:07 PM - FROGSQUIDDDER: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
10:07 PM - FROGSQUIDDDER: I JUST HIT THE NUTTIEST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AIRSHOT ON THIS MOSQUITO
10:07 PM - FROGSQUIDDDER: IM A GOD
10:08 PM - FROGSQUIDDDER: this is why i deserve to be in IM

Murmur : glitch has the best flicks but flick's steam glitches out


bleh: ♥♥♥♥ lions and crocodiles and ♥♥♥♥
bleh: hippos are the tanks of the animal world
Mallory: They seem like pretty good damage-dealers too though
Mallory: That's poor design balance right there :(

vhnhjh lft: if a demo lays traps is he gay
vhnhjh lft: ?
Mallory: Yes, very
Mallory: His traps are there to lure innocent straight boys into falling for them

Cobalt: Being afraid of the pyro update is like being afraid of ghosts
Cobalt: They're not real, but would be scary if they were
Cobalt: You know
Cobalt: Zombies
Cobalt: Pyro update
Coblat: things that aren't real

2w.Sovereign: I find it really easy
2w.Sovereign: to shoot at shadows on a bright and colourful pallette
2w.Sovereign: lol
Mal LFS/LFP: wow that sounds very poetic
Mal LFS/LFP: you wrote a gamer haiku
2w.Sovereign: thanks
2w.Sovereign: I call it
2w.Sovereign: Second Wind
Mal LFS/LFP: the lol really seals it

Grumpy: you walrused all over my nuts

There’s "floor cloud", "ceiling cloud"... and when it’s in the closet, it’s a sauna. - my mother, 2017