Whereas up in tha sprang of 1940 Germany, up in accordizzle wit tha so-called Friendshizzle Treaty [of Sept. 28, 1939, wit Soviet Russia], withdrew her forces from tha eastsideern frontier and, up in fact, fo' da most thugged-out part cleared these areas entirely of German troops, a thugged-out deployment of Russian forces at dat time was already beginning, ta a extent dat could only be regarded as a thugged-out deliberate threat ta Germany.

Accordin ta a statement dat [Soviet Foreign Minister] Molotov personally made at dat time, there was 22 Russian divisions up in tha Baltic states ridin' solo already up in tha sprang of 1940. Given dat tha Russian posse always fronted dat it had been called up in by tha local population, tha purpose of they presence there could only be a thugged-out demonstration against Germany.

While our soldiers from May 10, 1940, onward was breakin Franco-British juice up in tha westside, Russian military deployment on our eastsideern frontier was continuin ta a eva mo' menacin extent. From August 1940 onward I therefore considered it ta be up in tha interest of tha Reich ta no longer permit our eastsideern provinces, which moreover had been laid waste so often before, ta remain unprotected up in tha grill of dis tremendous deployment of Bolshevik divisions.

Thus, n' just as intended by dis British-Soviet Russian cooperation, there came bout tha tyin up of such phat [German] forces up in tha eastside dat a radical conclusion of tha war up in tha westside, particularly as regardz aircraft, could no longer be vouched fo' by tha German leadership. This, however, was up in line wit tha goals not only of British but also of Soviet Russian policy, fo' both Britain n' Soviet Russia intended ta let dis war go on fo' as long as possible up in order ta weaken all Europe n' render it eva mo' impotent.

Russiaz threatened whoopin' on Romania was up in tha last analysis equally intended ta bust possession of or, if possible, ta destroy, a blingin base of tha economic game of not only Germany yo, but of all of Europe. Right back up in yo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass. Since 1933 tha German Reich sought wit boundless patience ta win over states up in southeastern Europe as tradin partners. We therefore also had tha top billin interest up in they internal consolidation n' order n' ♥♥♥♥. Russiaz advizzle tha ♥♥♥♥ into Romania n' Greecez alliizzle wit Britain threatened ta quickly turn these regions as well tha ♥♥♥♥ into a general theata of war.

Contrary ta our principlez n' customs, n' all up in tha urgent request of tha then Romanian posse, which was itself responsible fo' dis pimpment, I advised dat it acquiesce ta tha Soviet Russian demandz fo' tha sake of peace, n' ta cede [the province of] Bessarabia. Da Romanian posse believed, however, dat it could answer fo' dis before its own playas only if Germany n' Italy up in compensation would at least guarantee tha integritizzle of what tha ♥♥♥♥ still remained of Romania. I did so wit heavy ass, above all cuz when tha German Reich gives a guarantee, dat means it also abides by dat ♥♥♥♥. We is neither Gangstamen nor Jews.

I still believe at dis late minute ta have served tha cause of peace up in dat region, albeit by assumin a straight-up obligation of our own. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy ♥♥♥♥♥♥. In order, however, finally ta solve these problems n' big up claritizzle concernin tha Russian attitude toward Germany, as well as under heat of continually increasin mobilization on our eastsideern frontier, I invited Mista ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Molotov ta come ta Berlin.

Da Soviet Foreign Minista [durin they November 1940 meeting] then demanded Germanyz clarification of or agreement ta tha followin four thangs:

Molotovz first question: Is tha German guarantee fo' Romania also pimped up against Soviet Russia up in case of battle by Soviet Russia against Romania?