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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:48pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 6:49am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:11am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:06am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:39pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 2:35pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 8:02pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:06am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 8:04am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:11am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 9:44am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 3:16am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 3:54pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 4:07pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 3:54pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:04am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 1:44pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 1:34pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:21pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:34pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 1:36pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:29pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:36pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:51pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 2:31pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 1:35pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:24pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:24pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:07pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 1:42pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 1:43pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:33pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:42pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 3:38pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 3:55pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 4:12pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:40pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:24pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 1:44pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:24pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:24pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:15pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:10pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:34pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:49pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:24pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:33pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:37pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:37pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:11pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:15pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:33pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:15pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:30am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:24pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:13pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:36pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:36pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:52pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:37pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:08pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:16pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 3:50pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:09pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:02pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:39pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 1:39pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:52pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:15pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:17pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:37pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:40pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 2:32pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:11pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:07pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:14pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:46pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:07pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:03pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 3:55pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:10pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:08pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:24pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 8:13am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 1:24pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:36pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:43pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:54pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:14pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:46pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:25pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 3:34pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:13pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 12:52pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:55pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:45pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:40pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:57pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 1:28pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:06pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:33pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:15pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:55pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:18pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:08pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:13pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:44pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 12:52pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:34pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:57pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:58pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:09pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 1:51pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 1:54pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:45pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 5:22pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:08pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 3:36pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 3:50pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:58pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:58pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:06pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:06pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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