I laughed so hard but felt terrible at the same time

Huge thicc ass
Even a skinny girl has a HUGE thicc ass
Never wears panties
Never wears pants
Tits bounce when she walks or runs
Seriously, you ever see a hot girl riding horseback? 1000% win
Like legs? Twice as much as an average girl
Twice as much long hair, and at both ends
Twice as many nipples to play with, and at both ends
36-24-200 measurements
Can flash you her ♥♥♥♥♥ any time she wants to
Sturdy, so she likes it when you nail her hard
No problem with really HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥ either
Finding her massive clit is easy
When she asks you to fist her, she means the WHOLE fist
Four legs to hold her belly up, so pregnancy is way easier
Hooves are like she's always wearing high-heeled shoes
Speaking of shoes, she'll only ever buy one set, so you save money
You save money on pants too
Great self-defense - she can kick a man to death
Save on transportation costs
Excellent cargo capacity
Superb towing and hauling
Full one horsepower engine

50,000 mile warranty
Rated 5 stars by JD Power & Associates

...and did I mention HUGE thicc ass and her tits bounce EVERY every time she moves? Centaur girls are objectively superior in every way.

Gimmie the cummies UwU

So why do ya need to blatantly cheat in Tekken with a lagswitch and auto whiffs?

An audiosurf legend and anime extraordinaire. HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!!!!

Eat my ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥

An audiosurf legend and anime extraordinaire. HAPPY 4th OF JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sorry man

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HAHAHA YOU THOUGHT WRONG! My crippled ass might make it appear I'm one of the walking dead, but I haven't joined their ranks yet! So yeah, I'M HERE TO STAY UNTIL MAY!

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As I'd expect from a rival >:D
Have fun treasure hunting for my old thrones while I'm away haha.

After seeing some of your recent scores in audiosurf; Hot dayam you're good lol.

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Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)

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