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Bunzoui Lumbortes   Anar Darreh, Farah, Afghanistan
 
 
About Me!

Hey there! My name is xX_D4nkM3m3rr_Xx, I'm an Aussie gamer who lives in India!
My favourite game is Counter-Memes: Global Dank. Although,* I do sometimes play other games such as Dankfield 21, Memers & Skrubz and Dankside 2: Welcome to the dank side.
I have many hobbies outside of gaming as well, I make logos for people's* youtube and steam account for CS:GO skins. I also like to model in blender and am helping make models for an upcoming game i'm making with my friends called Memelived. I also have been playing the guitar for [INSTERT YEARS HERE] years and been playing tennis for 2 days.*

Logo & Channel Art Creation

If you would like for me to create you a meme for your youtube channel, add me on steam and we can discuss what style and level of dankness you want. The payment can also be discussed as I'm not really centred on making money but more on learning and practicing photoshop. The logo I have right now is one of the logos I made named CoregMemes Inc., you can also have another look at two* of mine here!

Dee's Logo www.crashchrome.com

Nut's Loogo www.crashchrome.com

Dankfruit's Logo www.crashchrome.com

CS:GO

As I stated earlier my favourite game to play is CS:GO. I love the game and have played over 1000 hours. I play with a group of my friends which consists of 8 people. my mom, my dad, my daughter, lennyface, cappa, Squidsacks, Chlorine and myself!

My current rank is Global Elite Master

My sensitivity is 1337

My DPI is 133333333333333333333333337

My favourite CS:GO pro team is Mac Donalds

Links

Youtube Channel www.youtube.com

Trade Link www.stea.mcommunity.com

Twitter Link facebook.com/twitter

My Friends'* Twitch! parascope.com/bob

PC Spectacles

CPU: My brain
Motherboard: My mother's soul
Graphics: No graphics card, sorry!
Memory: 256MB MAC RAM
Case: Cardboard Box

Prifarals #XDmemes

I already have a computer? - Monitor
A dead rat - mouse
Build in with my computer - Keyboard
Windows Speakers 2.0 1997 - Speakers
Webcam mic - Michrophone

Viewmodels

viewmodel_fov 68
viewmodel_offset_x 2.5
viewmodel_offset_y 2
viewmodel_offset_z -2
cl_righthand 0

About Trading

Right now I own a Bayonet | Stained (WithMyPoo) and I am trying to trade it for another knife. Please do NOT send me skins for my knife as I am not downgrading. If you're steam level 0 you will not be added and I will not accept your trade requests. I am also on a quest to have owned every type of knife so I usually wont trade a knife for the same type of knife, for example, M9 Bayonet for a M9 bayonet. So far I gave gotten:

Nothing im poor...

YouTube

I have a youtube channel called DankMemes CS:GO. I make montages and videos of amazing CS:GO moments as well as funny moments with me and my friends. I also make informative videos such as smoke grenade tutorials.
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Genstandsfremvisning
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uchi 17. feb. 2017 kl. 16:30 
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temax 16. nov. 2016 kl. 2:50 
dude your profile desc is legit the best thing that has ever come from you
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