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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 19.8.2016 klo 4.22

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 19.8.2016 klo 5.21

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 23.8.2016 klo 16.51

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 30.8.2016 klo 8.53

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 19.8.2016 klo 5.35

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Avattu 30.8.2016 klo 8.58

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 23.8.2016 klo 15.36

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 26.8.2016 klo 5.59

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 26.8.2016 klo 13.50

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 26.8.2016 klo 15.11

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 26.8.2016 klo 16.57

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 29.8.2016 klo 4.42

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 30.8.2016 klo 3.06

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 30.8.2016 klo 8.49

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 27.8.2016 klo 14.02

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 30.8.2016 klo 8.50

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 23.6.2017 klo 0.30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 26.8.2016 klo 15.21

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 31.8.2016 klo 6.14

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 31.8.2016 klo 4.47

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 26.8.2016 klo 12.35

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Avattu 23.6.2017 klo 0.00

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 19.8.2016 klo 5.15

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 27.8.2016 klo 11.03

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 26.8.2016 klo 16.19

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 23.8.2016 klo 17.03

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 19.8.2016 klo 5.46

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 26.8.2016 klo 12.53

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 26.8.2016 klo 12.25

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Avattu 1.9.2016 klo 6.26

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 23.6.2017 klo 2.01

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 30.8.2016 klo 8.32

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 29.8.2016 klo 4.46

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Avattu 15.4.2020 klo 11.44

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 15.4.2020 klo 11.44

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Avattu 15.4.2020 klo 12.05

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 19.8.2016 klo 5.48

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 23.8.2016 klo 16.51

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 30.8.2016 klo 8.47

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 26.8.2016 klo 6.14

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 30.8.2016 klo 2.57

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 29.8.2016 klo 4.04

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 23.6.2017 klo 0.18

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 30.8.2016 klo 9.01

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 26.8.2016 klo 15.13

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 19.8.2016 klo 4.31

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 23.8.2016 klo 15.40

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 30.8.2016 klo 8.42

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 19.8.2016 klo 4.25

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 19.8.2016 klo 4.44

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 23.8.2016 klo 15.58

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 28.8.2016 klo 10.15

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 28.6.2017 klo 4.57

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 23.8.2016 klo 17.10

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Avattu 29.10.2016 klo 5.11

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 26.8.2016 klo 14.12

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 26.8.2016 klo 12.32

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Avattu 23.6.2017 klo 1.17

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Avattu 1.9.2016 klo 8.55

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Avattu 15.4.2020 klo 10.47

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 28.6.2017 klo 4.43

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 26.8.2016 klo 6.02

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Avattu 15.4.2020 klo 12.07

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Avattu 15.4.2020 klo 12.33

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Avattu 22.6.2017 klo 23.52

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 30.8.2016 klo 3.07

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 27.8.2016 klo 11.42

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 31.8.2016 klo 5.39

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 31.8.2016 klo 7.31

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 1.9.2016 klo 3.12

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 1.9.2016 klo 6.31

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Avattu 22.6.2017 klo 8.11

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Avattu 22.6.2017 klo 7.49

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Avattu 26.6.2017 klo 13.40

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Avattu 2.4.2018 klo 5.34

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 31.8.2016 klo 7.11

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Avattu 15.4.2020 klo 3.06

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Avattu 15.4.2020 klo 2.17

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Avattu 31.8.2016 klo 12.38

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 1.9.2016 klo 6.15

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 1.9.2016 klo 4.35

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Avattu 26.6.2017 klo 13.14

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 27.8.2016 klo 11.11

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 23.8.2016 klo 16.02



Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)