Recent reviews by ThatSomeGaming

They were right, I did not imagine it would be this good.

Had fun. Finished in about 16 hours, main story plus a few optional side missions and playing "Protect the Loop" for a bit. Overall satisfied after paying full price. Might return to it later.

Ran absolutely fine, almost all max settings (w/ ray tracing) with adaptive resolution, no stuttering, using:
- i9-9900K
- RTX 2080 Mobile
- 64GB 2400MHz RAM
- G-Sync Monitor

O se bois

I'm gonna need to set some time aside for this one.

It makes you feel like Spider-man.

Strikes a great balance of approachable gameplay and intriguing story, bolstered by well thought out mechanics that lead to an experience of organic exploration and discovery unlike any other.

---{Graphics}---
☑ Very
☐ Gooey
☐ Chonky
☐ Thorough
☐ Pfft
☐ There

---{Things what do}---
☑ All
☐ Too
☐ Lots
☐ Some
☐ Few
☐ A one

---{Noise}---
☐ AHHHHHHHH
☐ Crunchy
☑ Warm
☐ Healthy
☐ Malnourished

---{Smell}---
☐ Egg
☑ Burnt Toast
☐ Jetski
☐ Vapour

---{Power}---
☐ Salmon
☑ Potato
☐ Coriander
☐ Sour Cream
☐ Peppercorns

---{Hardness}---
☐ Soft
☐ Tutorial
☐ Monkey
☐ Big hen
☑ Rock hard

---{Animals}---
☐ Piddle
☐ Crazy Cat Lady/Gentleman
☐ Zoo
☑ Noah's Ark

---{Money}---
☑ You buy
☐ Maybe buy
☐ Piggy bank go smash
☐ Pocket fluff

---{Insects}---
☐ Some insects appear
☑ Oh wow look at these insects
☐ AHHHHHHHHH
☐ Eyeball

-Convulsion-
What!? You...just have it please...why...why are you asking me!? I didn't make the game. Just buy it from them. Please. Stop shouting at me!

5 out of 5 Gold Stars

I am wet bread.

Not a fan of LOTR, but I am a fan of great games, and this is one of them.

Pros:
- Amazing fluid combat
- Stellar performance
- Nice graphics
- Solid story
- Tonnes of fun mission and mechanics

Cons:
- No end in sight (so much content that I don't know if I'll ever get through it all)

All in all, this game is fantastic. So much to do and none of it feels like a chore.

Breathtaking, literally breathtaking, as in the game took my breath away, as in I was put into a coma like state due to playing this game, causing me to be rushed to hospital and treated for PTSD.

10/10 Would go through all stages of fear again