So, interesting story guys, this is, in fact, based on a true story.
Wazgul was born in fuedal China. One day, while wandering, he came upon an old man carrying large sacks of money. Seeing an opportunity, Wazgul attempted to rob the man with a sharpened stick.
The man looked at the stick, and then at Wazgul, and then back at the stick. He looked Wazgul dead in the eyes, and uttered three words. "You must fight." Wazgul, unprepared for an occasion like this, rushed him with the stick. However, the man simply stepped sideways, and Wazgul, off balance, fell. The man then punched him repeatedly around the head and neck.
Wazgul, wounded, attempted to stand, but stoped and looked in horror as the old man proceded to punch eight boats into piles of splinters. Wazgul fell to his knees, and began to beg for his life. The old man turned to him, and said, once again, "You must fight."Wazgul then realized what he must do. Fight. Before he left, the old man simply looked at the sacks of money, and perfected them, one by one, by EVERY SINGLE ONE, pal.
And from that day foreward, Wazgul fought, training for the day when he met that man again, for he knew, somewhere out there, Sun Tzu was still collecting fight money and punching boats.