Recent reviews by Definetly Not A Chad Maind

amazing man

Ok so I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME POPPING UP IN MY YOUTUBE RECCOMENDED. ZOOI. STOP. LIKE FR. ♥♥♥ NETHERLAND

pros: kill people (you can pretend they are dutch)
kinda fun
cons: MADE BY DUTCH "PERSON" (dutch are SUBHUMAN)
TOXIC FANDOM (worse than underfail and dutch fandom)
NO FAGBAG ADDED YET?! CRINGE
I HATE THE DUTCH
MAD 2 WAS NOT CREATED BY DUTCH "PERSON" (i think)

So I HAT ETHIS GAME this game is basically a carbon copy of MAD2 except its GAYYYYYYYY. I remember back in 2013 when I first started playing MAD2, i thought "wow this is such a great game i love it i love it ^_^ ehe" but when I spent my hard earned money (i didnt spend any money on this i got it for free <33) on this gaem i thought "THIS IS GAYYYYYY" RAHHHHHHHHHHH. I HATE YOU I HATE OYU I HATE OYU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

If you have any common sense, spend the £7.19 (which is like 1000 euros or something) that you would spend on this game for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING ELSE. send it to charity or better yet SPEND IT ON A SHIRT THAT SAYS "VOC? MORE LIKE SUCK MY ♥♥♥♥".

THE DUTCH DESERVED TO BE PUNISHED FOR THEIR CRIMES.

reasons why i hate zoey the "develooper"
1: hes stinky
2: demoted me from admin because i started racial profiling (is he a libtard or what?)
3: hates the english (this is actually based i dont hate him for this)
4: Is a dutch rodent
5: is dutch (i hate him so much for being dutch it counts as 2 reasons)
6: DUTCH SUBHUMAN (make that 3)
7: created "People Playground"
8: is short (subhuman) and dutch (subhuman) meaning he is (subhuman^2)
9: HE REJECTED MY CONFESSION OF LOVE?? i literally CRIED

I HAVE REPORTED YOU TO THE Dutch Military Intelligence and Security Service FOR EMOTIONAL DAMAGE. GOOD LUCK ESCAPING GUANTANAMO BAY

maind signing of. peace

this game turned me into a weeb

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