Number 1, have some fun in the sun hun
Bring your a$$ to the beach and flop it down like a leech
Put your knees by your ears but don't feed your butt beers
not vodka nor gin, no those can't go in!
Spread your buttcheeks wide stick that funnel inside now wait for the tide you're going for a ride
You're a full grown guy with a tight brown eye so make sure your lips are sealed and your r3ctum is peeled
Which alcohol is best for your a$$hole that's streched, not red nor white nor captain morgans delight, no what will save the day oh you don't say?
It's drum roll please..... a simple rosé