Remigius's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 9:44am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 11:42am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 2:07pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 9:20am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 9:35am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 10:49am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 12:27pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 1:59pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2019 @ 11:44am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2019 @ 7:35am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2019 @ 12:30pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2019 @ 1:10pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2019 @ 9:08am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2019 @ 7:14am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2019 @ 8:11am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 9:32am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2019 @ 12:48pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2019 @ 2:10pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2019 @ 9:30am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2019 @ 11:10am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2019 @ 11:09am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2019 @ 10:03am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 12:00am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2019 @ 12:22pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2019 @ 9:37am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2019 @ 6:43am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2019 @ 10:43am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2019 @ 9:43am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2019 @ 12:59pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2019 @ 10:08am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 2:07pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2019 @ 11:44am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 11:36am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2019 @ 2:21pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2019 @ 11:15am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2019 @ 8:21am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 11:45am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 10:52am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 10:17am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 12:45pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2019 @ 7:52am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2019 @ 7:05am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2019 @ 9:50am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 2:07pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2019 @ 8:34am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2019 @ 12:16pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2019 @ 8:52pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2019 @ 1:13pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2019 @ 10:13am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2019 @ 12:43pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2019 @ 11:03am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2019 @ 9:06am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2019 @ 1:36pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2019 @ 10:11am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2019 @ 1:13pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 10:29am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

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Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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