Neue Rezensionen von Blazeus Christ

Would not recommend if it launches as it is. It will for sure be better in a year or two. For now, unless you are a big fan of 40k and want to support the studio, hold off on this one, and get vermintide instead.
Reasons for my refund:
1) Half of my time was spent crashing and reloading
2) Not enough missions as it is and a lot of desync happening
3) Do not like the way the game seems to be heading to with monetisation compared to Vermintide.

The children they yearn for the mines

big tids and bumfuzzle

How old are you?
Yes

the dog have penis

You cant change Stalin. Stalin changes you

its like sex. Badabim, badaboom. In and out. Yeah

haha i play this with my frend timothy and its fune we sniper on peple and kill xD HEDSHOT

its good like gangsta

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and everyone in between or beyond, gather 'round for the most **earth-shattering**, **mind-boggling**, and **knee-slapping** review of **Warhammer Vermintide 2** that the internet has ever had the misfortune of hosting.

Firstly, let's talk graphics. They're so good, they'll make your grandma's old CRT TV weep pixels of joy. The level of detail is so intense that I could see the existential dread in a Skaven's eyes as I lopped its head off. It's like the developers took the concept of HD and cranked it up to "Is this real life or am I hallucinating?"

Gameplay? Imagine if your favorite carnival ride and a mosh pit had a baby, and that baby was on fire. That's Vermintide 2. You'll be swinging swords, dodging claws, and dropping witty one-liners like you were born in the Renaissance but raised in a meme factory.

The characters are so quirky, they make the cast of Friends look like cardboard cutouts. We've got a dwarf who's more beard than man, an elf who's 90% sass and 10% arrows, a soldier who's seen some stuff but mostly just sees red, and a wizard who's about as stable as your internet connection on a stormy day.

But wait, there's more! This game will take you on an emotional journey akin to watching a soap opera while riding a rollercoaster. One second you're cackling like a witch on Halloween, and the next you're sobbing into your keyboard because, darn it, these characters have grown on you like that mold in the back of your fridge.

In short, Warhammer Vermintide 2 is the digital equivalent of a fever dream you never want to wake up from. It's the kind of game that makes you question reality, your life choices, and why you can't seem to stop playing. If memes were a currency, this game would be the central bank. 11/10, would meme again.