The Actual Goat of America. I'd Vote for this guy if he was running

I really Love Taco Bueno

Taco Bueno is very good

The guy under me like you <3 XdXdXd

I've been thinking a lot lately and I have finally came to the decision that I want to be a taco when i grow up.

Don't you dare peek that awper. Don't you try to fake that bomb defuse. Playing CS:GO is all we know. Opening cases cause we don't know. Don't bait your teammate though. A site is all clear. So don't you dare go to B site. Don't you die from that lurker no. YEAH!

This song inspired me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnZ8h3MRuYg

Hey I fell once and asked myself right after... why the ♥♥♥♥ did I fall? What could I have done to prevent it? Then realized that if I didn't save that old lady earlier today from getting hit by the car on the road she was crossing and most likely dying after, I would've never fallen in the first place and embarrassed myself in front of the whole brony convention (you know, the butterfly effect). So I built myself a new time machine and traveled back in time just so that wouldn't happen... and guess what! IT WORKED! I soon after destroyed the time machine so it can never be used EVER again! Now I can continue living my life knowing I never actually fell at that important convention and embarrassed myself in front of my fellow brony buddies for life (which is where I met you babe). Eat Taco Bueno ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, cause I did ;D twice.

Thanks Taco Bueno, from some guy you met at the convention, much love.

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Dear Taco Bueno.
I want to be brutally honest with you. I have seen your picture and I think you have the prettiest kitty kat eyes I have ever had the opportunity to look upon in my entire life. I rarely get to order hawaiian pizza and watch Twitch so I don't have any real way to talk with you to get to know you. It is my desire to have many a conversation with you because in truth, I want to have the pleasure of covering your pretty faces in kisses and if things go well, I will make sweet love to you. After we've finished steaming up whatever area we fornicated in, I swear on my pathetic life I will cuddle with you until we fall asleep. I'm not the type of man that ♥♥♥♥♥ and leaves/kicks her out. I understand this sounds extremely creepy but hey, what the ♥♥♥♥ does one expect me to do? I am looking forward to hearing your response and God knows my fatty little baby ♥♥♥♥ sausage fingers will be crossed.

I saw him at the mall last night and he yelled "EAT TACO BUENO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" and ran away into Vicoria Secret to buy some bras for his mom. Then I said "Wait! what about for your grandma? Didn't she need some thongs"? So he came up to me and said "Spank you", followed by a winky face. I will never forget that day... They day the great "Taco Bueno" said I had a nice ass and elbows.

+rep, he came fast so I didn't have to suffer for too long <3

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