Recent reviews by Syoreji

There's a higher chance of a league of legends player getting laid than finding players in BF2042.

I paid 5 euros to download 90gb of nothing, and play a 10min tutorial of BF2042.

Edit: You can't even change regions without a VPN, since I live in Japan, the servers are beyond dead, can't even find a match. At least introduce a region selection option EA.

Disappointing your parents Vol 4. is great. My family now recommends me therapy and my friends think I'm a loser. 10/10

Coming from a WoW & League of Legends community, FFXIV felt like therapy.

I guess I can't talk myself out of this one saying "I bought this for the plot" like I did with Nekopara since this has no plot. Welp, I'm caught red handed, I'm a furry.

I'm sorry for what I have become

GTA Online feels like playing Watch Dogs 2. There's probably more hackers in GTA Online than in Watch Dogs 2...Which is a game designed around hacking.

Had sex with a girl in a wheel chair, and I don't regret it one bit.

Damn, they made Watch_Dogs 2 so realistic with the hacking and computer stuff that it took me hours to find a way to start up the game from their broken launcher.


For anyone who fail to launch the game properly try disabling your intel graphics card through Driver manager. Note the game will lag at start, but once you're inside the game, go to settings>video the change your graphics driver to your main graphics and restart the game.

My fingers have abs after playing this

This is so nostalgic, this was a game I used to play when I was around 6 or 7. The game is relatively long, you can interact with many objects within the virtual world, and every playable character has their own unique gameplay and abilites, the quick decision making that is required at times to play this will also give you a great thrill. Each level is challenging and unique in its own way as well.

Actually bought this cause I'm depressed that I can't play Red Dead Redemption 2