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čau vykupujem bedne do cska, platím paypalom. Ak by si mal záujem pridaj si ma.

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Scully: I have a date.
Mulder: Can you cancel?
Scully: Unlike you, Mulder, I would like to have a life.
Mulder: I have a life!

"The X-Files: The Jersey Devil"

Midget: You'd be surprised how many woman find my size
intriguingly alluring.
Mulder: You'd be surprised how many men do as well.

"The X-Files: Humbug"
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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep best brother ❤😎🔥☄