Mike is often found riding a giant Wildebeast, shooting cannon balls from his nipples and laser beams from his eyes. 99.9% of the time he is the most stunning looking man in the room. He is funny, sophisticated, and loves poon tang. He can kill you with just a look. Everyone wishes they had a friend like him. Mike can also blow your mind with his mind! Mike has the prettiest smile, a velvet touch, and a thick ♥♥♥♥.

"holy balls my mind was Miked!"

"my vag has been sore all week because over the weekend, I got Miked so hard"

TheRealMike (づ .◕‿‿◕.) づ: What are you watching?
私の日本語はへたです: this ♥♥♥♥
TheRealMike (づ .◕‿‿◕.) づ: Fake and Gay
私の日本語はへたです: oh ♥♥♥♥ i forgot who this was
私の日本語はへたです: rewind
私の日本語はへたです: run away
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TheRealMike (づ .◕‿‿◕.) づ: This ♥♥♥♥.

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