hell.o everyone i am jack but you can call me jack or jack, i love playing games sooooo much, sometimes people go "hey jack you need to get off the computer and go to the toilet because it smells reallllly bad in here" but they are just trying to trick me so they can get on my computer and touch all my folders, i dropped out of skewl in year 9 so i could go work on a farm but that was just a lie that i told the DOE so that i could play more videogames instead of having to go to school and do boring things like mathematics (blerg) or english, one time in year 7 i jumped on a lizard and killed it and it was really funny it was like just sitting in the sun minding its own business and i killed it, but that's the way the cookie crumbles ig, i think it was andrew tate who said that it's kill or be killed in this world, and that lizard was wayyyy too small to kill me, plus even if it was a big lizard im like pretty strong so it would have to be like godzilla to win against me. my favourite thing to do besides playing the computer is to sleep because i really like sleeping i get to dream about all the sexy babez that i will meet and be with in the future but sometimes people wake me up and tell me to clean my room and that its a great day outside and i should go out but they just wanna keep me from my computer they wanna cut me off from all my awesome friends on the computer, one of my friends is so cool i met him in csgo hvh and he gives me money for FREE all i have to do is send him pictures of myself which is super easy.

the best part about my computer is that i have an invisible folder (method is secret pls dont ask u scrubz) and i put all my most secret images and videos and audio recordings into that folder (iykyk).