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2024 stats:

showers taken: 0

goon sessions: 365

huzz approached: 1.5

jerkmate hours: 2500

status: unemployed

2025... here i come...

Hoe hoe hoe 🎄 Slut-mas is right ➡️ around ⤵️ the corner!! 🎁 that means 25 days of sucking that Christmas ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 that means 🎅🏿 ♥♥♥♥ and 🎅🏻 ♥♥♥♥. Make sure you lick those candy canes 🔴⚪️ Take that trip down to Bethlehem if you know what I mean🐪 Slide down that South Pole 🎇 send this to 2️⃣5️⃣ of the sluttiests holiday ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you know or else you'll turn into an ugly elf. 🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊 if you get 1️⃣2️⃣ back you're a holiday hoe. Make sure you deck that ♥♥♥♥ like you deck the halls 👅👅👅👅👅🎄🎄🎄 keep the Christ in christmas you slutty baby Jesus 👅👅👅💦💦💦💦🎄🎄

Astroworld's my planet, my home (Yeah)
Car's too hot, the fume's too strong (Yeah, yeah, it's lit)
Mixed this cup for way too long (Yeah, yeah, alright)
Add it up, don't subtract it (Yeah, yeah), yeah
Pour this eighth with me and let's get blasted (Yeah, yeah, straight up)
Lambo' drive like a dragon (Ooh, skrrt, skrrt)
Can't fall asleep at night 'cause they attackin', yeah
I hop in the coupe, go insane (Fast)
I disappear, go David Blaine
We don't do the same (No)
I feed all my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the 'caine (White)
I double cup to drown the pain (Drank)
Light the octane (Yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah, gas)
I'ma put six in the Lambo' and jet to the plane (Skrrt, skrrt)
Move for this chain with your elbow, I hope you got aim
Don't need no more stains or get hot like my name LA FLAME

mann, i was so overly dedicated, to the point where i was born in the section 80's, it truly felt like i was a good kid in a maad city, thats up until i saw the butterfly get pimped, damn, i thought to myself, i really did become a mr morale, in this world full of big steppers, until i released a ♥♥♥♥ album named gnx.

I am a rare breed. I live alone in the dark and I persist against all odds. I am above others. Humanoid men are afraid of me. Their genes subconsciously tell them that they are no match for me.

Humanoid females avoid me. I intimidate them. But one day they will realize their mistake in not choosing me. They will realize that they could've created a pack with a Wolf, but all they did was to play around with puppies instead.

But then they will be old and it will be too late.

Society shuns me. I am a threat to them, because I am a rebel. I only howl at them in response and laugh. I embrace the solitute and the solitude embraces me. I don't need others, because all I need is myself.

On a full moon, I patrol around my lands. My river is philosophy, my mountain is Reddit, and my forests are anime.

Which is all I need to survive. Do not make a mistake and foolishly trespass on my territory. It might come back to bite you.

I am a Wolf. I am an Alpha.