Well well well, if it isn’t the comedy club. You guys must think you’re soooooo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny. “you don’t understand” shut up. The joke is old. Nobody likes it. No one finds it funny. You can’t get upvotes for it (not to mention how offensive that is). Come up with some original stuff maybe. I used to do stand up ya know. I am pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny. Women love me. I know you probably think I’m an “incel” because I’m on this stupid game thing but the truth is I sling ♥♥♥♥♥ better than McDonalds wage slaves sling burgers. Just the other night I had sex with a model who had just done a shoot with Abercrombie and Fitch. Grow up, touch some grass, and breathe some fresh air.

i love you smokey the bear and i can’t wait until the day i die. when i an finally be with you. when im awarded in heaven with the love of my life. to finally be able to touch you with my own hands, run my hair through your soft fur and touch your muscles, put on your hat and call myself Patrick the bear and have you roll over on your back and make gentle but firm love to me. I hav your name tattooed on my chest and I give my body to you as your temple. i am yours and you are mine and it is written in the stars in blood., I love you smokey the bear i love you and when we die our corpses will be buried together until we intertwine and our ribcages become locked together and a bed of flowers grows from the fecund earth where our love will linger forevermore

+rep add me

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend. Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam. 11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in December.