Bro I'm so tired of this dogsh!t. Every debate is like "hur hur this is a mismatchike a h-bomb vs a coughing baby."

Dude, the H-Bomb has ZERO feats. People will wank that sh!t to multi-city level by doing pixel scaling of smoke in a picture. That's the most stupidest powerscaling I've ever seen. The baby's marginal IQ and Battle IQ is infinitely superior to 0 IQ.

But okay, let's say someone is there to assist the H-Bomb in going off. Hell, let's give it A WHOLE AIRPLANE TO DROP IT. How many people have actually been killed by an H-Bomb? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Zero. It has no feats. It could be plankton level for all we know. "but this person said it's the most powerful weapon ever built". Hey DOOFUS, the baby can bench-press Jupiter. Is that true? No. But people can say whatever they want. It doesn't mean anything. Babies are intelligent enough to ask for help, or crawl around. Catch that? They can actually MOVE. ON THEIR OWN. By definition the baby just speedblitzes.

Baby wins low diff NEXT

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braiindeada mirana beleive re anda hoodwink misd xd

Last night I was chatting up the cute employee at my local gym. I asked her if she could pull up the latest Civ 5 Game on the 100" TV. She agreed and I crushed my PR with ease. Suddenly I was surrounded by my bros and every girl at the gym congratulating me on my PR. Before long, a shrill 'EXCUSE ME' cut through the celebrations and the gym went quiet. A short and lanky figure stood before me wearing an Dota 2 shirt (which was stained). He pointed a gnarled finger at me and spoke, "how dare you exemplify such toxic masculinity?!". I approached him slowly. I stood towering over him, like a Giant Death Robot over some warriors. "Why dont you just go hide in fountain?" I asked softly. He screamed before tripping over his own feet to scurry away. He sprinted toward the exit of the gym on all fours while the crowd jeered at him. I reflected there and pondered if I could have been that man in another life. If I had installed Dota 2 and been stricken with this vile virgin curse.

This is cope. You are trying to pretend that you're part of a vast group that encompasses all of humanity except for the tiny insignificant amount of people who disagree with you. This is to make yourself feel better about your own ignorant decision to play Dota 2 instead of Smite 2. You're actually just telling yourself that surely you didn't make a mistake because the smartest people in the world have saved you with their miracle of Dota 2. You trusted the smartest people! How could you have made a mistake? Ignoring the fact that you never talked to a single scientist or doctor about Dota 2. You just swallowed whatever propaganda you saw on TV or on the internet. Which is ironic, because you probably believe that's what the Dota 2 Players have done.

Your hostility is just a projection of fear. Fear that you have completely destroyed your mind based on a single ignorant decision you made.

What a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless Mirana pick, keep playing like that and go back to herald brainless trash of a support, you are you brainless friends, TRASH NA PLAYER