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░░░▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▀▀ It's COOL to be gay! Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as George Du Maurier's genius unfolds itself on their E-reader screens. What fools... how I pity them. :joy: And yes by the way, I DO have a Trilby tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 social classes of my own (preferably higher) beforehand.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Trilby. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of nineteenth century social hierarchies most of the jokes will go over a typical reader's head. There's also Svengali's egoistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from brutal nineteenth century antisemitism, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Trilby truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Trilby's existencial catchphrase "Maïe aïe!," which itself is a cryptic reference to Trilby’s actual eye

🍣🍤🍣 IT'S SUSHI TIME🍙🍘🍣 You have been visited by the legendary Hiroshi, master of sushi 🍙🍣🍣🍥🍤 Upmoshi this within 3 seconds or you'll never have sushi without wasabi 🍣🍤🍤

When you step into the Rick and Morty fandom realm, you're not going any old place. You're coming to the underground fight club of intellect. Prepare to be mentally battered. But don't worry, after you've spent your newbie time being cognitively pummeled, you'll have joined the ranks of the mental elite.

Then you'll see the world for what it truly is. All those people going around without a thought in their head. You'll hate it. You'll become just like him. And you'll start loving it. The power of intelligence, of absolute intellectual superiority. It'll become a high you chase, constantly learning and experimenting.

You'll finally be a Rick.