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Mr. Stylish But Illegal Ikea Monkey   Denver, Colorado, United States
 
 
:balloonicorn: [Trade Offers Button] :balloonicorn:


Please: Do not add me to haggle or trade for almost anything as I will not be able to respond 99% of the time. Send a trade offer of your best offer.

IMPORTANT: I USE STEAM MOBILE CHAT!!! IT DOES NOT SAVE MESSAGES LONGER THAN A FEW DAYS!!!

IF YOU MESSAGE ME, LEAVE COMMENT ON MY PAGE TO CHECK STEAM CHAT OR I WONT SEE IT!!!!!!

IF I ADD YOU BACK AND DONT RESPOND, COMMENT ON MY PAGE TO GET MY ATTENTION!

IF I ADD AND DONT RESPOND TO YOUR MESSAGE, I HAVE NOT SEEN YOUR MESSAGE!!! COMMENTING IS THE ONLY WAY I KNOW TO CHECK STEAM!

I ADD PEOPLE WEEKLY-MONTHLY AND CHECK FOR MESSAGES BUT DONT OFTEN SEE THEM. I DONT HAVE TIME TO MESSAGE EVERYONE FIRST, SORRY!

TRADE OFFERS=INSTANT NOTIFICATION 2 MY DEVICE 24/7

PARAMETERS ARE MET (price, etc) = INSTANT ACCEPT

MESSAGE/COMMENT/ADD= MUST MANUALLY VIEW

BP.TF LISTINGS ARE LIVE = AROUND

In the case of larger/bulk (1k+) special case buys, leave a clear, DETAILED, descriptive comment with the information you'd message me. Save us both time please by sending your best offers first. I respond as soon as I can. I will not quicksell anything unless already stated ahead of time.

If your offer isn't what I'm asking, just send it and I'll either accept or not, you don't need to talk to me or ask me about it. Over the years, the answer has been no 99% of the time, only exception being pure offers close to asking. If I reject/ignore your offer, it's too low or I'm not interested. Feel free to add to/increase unaccepted offers as much as you want, I won't mind. Repeated low balling = block. Prices and listings are typically already discounted below retail/near or at my bottom. Cash talks.

I am not interested in items or item offers unless significant overpay (50+%). Same applies for low-pure mixed offers. Buy orders for items and recent sales/movement = my valuation. The more liquid the item, the more I'll take it. I do not need more things that take years to sell. I'm looking for the quickest path to conversion into funds.

I'm working towards cashing out entirely.

I am profoundly disabled and as such am not online almost ever casually. I get trade offer notifications immediately but do not log in/deal with adds/comments but weekly to monthly. If bp.tf listings are live, I'm somewhat around. Please, again, just use trade offers. I don't have the time or energy to haggle anymore.


I am not offering significant bulk discounts/bulk BP rate anymore. Current bulk BP price is 3400key or 5.3k USD.

I am a long time (1.5 decades) trader, collector, consultant, and market/pricing expert with work done with many larger collectors, and as so, I'm very aware of inherent value and worth. I have a very solid long-term reputation as a reliable, trustworthy cash buyer/seller as visible on bp.tf in the arena of with tens of thousands of keys sold. I have been actively trading for a decade on and off.

Old stuff:

!LONG TERM HEALTH ISSUES. NOT ON OFTEN

my name is stylish.

my profile pic and url will always be the same. https://gtm.you1.cn/id/stylishbutillegal/

this is my only account.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0-F88c6Hrk


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felix : i cant hit this bumble beenie f.ag

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*DEAD* Dragoon : ill get my boy over here to jerk ya off

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Sir JayTuutius 26 Dec, 2024 @ 8:04am 
welp add me if u come back online
Sir JayTuutius 22 Dec, 2024 @ 3:58am 
how do u feel about what i sent?
gnar 17 Dec, 2024 @ 6:48pm 
did you quit?
Dodo 17 Dec, 2024 @ 6:52am 
Added for cat :NekoHappy:
nunyo 18 Nov, 2024 @ 5:53pm 
Thanks for doing business
Saul Goodman 22 Sep, 2024 @ 1:03pm 
added for trade