A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

You placed Silver 3 ? haha, i placed lem with my eyes closed bro, fragged out and mvp'd every game and i didn't even realise half the time. really, i didn't even break a sweat, felt like a walk in the park ... idk why you kids keep saying the game is full of cheaters haha, i guess i'm just that good oh well :).. But Yea ! squad up with me, then you'll realise how easy this game can be when someone else does all the work for you. love your L's Streak on faceit btw, looks like a solid hot train of L's.

thanks for letting me drive your tesla and wear your rolex on my date night, very generous of you!

Lets get one thing straight, this guy is NOT my friend. I have gone to him on countless occasions for help and advice with the answer always being not what I expected… THIS guy is my BRUDDA! He always keeps that ♥♥♥♥ 💯 no matter what. You CAN count on this guy to come be your knight in shining armor and for that +rep

Entrepreneur, Gamer, Life Coach, Scientologist, what cant this guy do? Here's one thing: take a compliment. I tried to tell him I liked his shoes, this guy takes em off and gives em to me. Now how does that make me feel? Great! I just got a new pair of shoes. Thx babe.

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