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ㅤ* Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
ㅤ* So, this 'One Laptop Per Child' thing. Where do I drop off the child and where do I pick up the laptop?
ㅤ* A skeleton walks into a pub one night and sits down on a stool. The landlord asks, "What can I get you?" The skeleton says, "I'll have a beer, thanks" The landlord passes him a beer and asks "Anything else?" The skeleton nods. "Yeah...a mop..."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!