Hey its XxJinx_KatxX from Phasmophobia! Is it okay if I add you as a friend?

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+rep

We all know Gru is the godly height of 14.5 feet tall and can move at a speed of 200 Meters per second. Based on average♥♥♥♥♥♥size, Gru’s♥♥♥♥♥♥♥is around 14 inches long. Also, Gru’s♥♥♥♥♥♥would weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a♥♥♥♥♥♥is .77 lbs. If he swung his♥♥♥♥♥♥in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means that gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58336974 MPH. In conclusion, Gru’s dickslap has enough energy to smash through 6” reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his♥♥♥♥♥♥breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case.

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

fishy ass fk