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52.5 hrs on record (30.2 hrs at review time)
It’s a little troubling that you have to sign up for Rockstar’s Social Club nonsense in order to play. I’ve spent nearly two hours getting both synced up. Even downloading process itself is a conundrum! Rockstar’s support team hasn’t got the faintest idea of how to fix several issues I’d faced!

The game itself however is a gem. It could be the most depressing story in GTA games, unlike any other even the colour tone is rather darker to reflect main character’s shadow of feelings.
Posted 11 March. Last edited 11 March.
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21.1 hrs on record
I think I just ♥♥♥♥ myself.
Posted 29 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.8 hrs on record
It's like running into an old friend again, or, to put it another way, it's like running into a beloved friend of yours, who passed away years ago, at three in the morning in the middle of the street. Is it ghastly? NO! Is it lovely? No! What the hell is it then? Well. It's complicated.

Even though there are many more updated endings and so forth, we really desired something more. Really, though. Are our demands unreasonable? Writing this review actually took me a while because I wasn't sure if I should or shouldn't have. Please take this into account if one of the creators is actually reading this review. I'd really like to play a brand-new Stanley Parable, not just an enhanced version of an old one. That is my final request before I pass away. I will pass this game on to my future children.

My final rating is, well I broke one point for not giving us brand new Stanley Parable: 9/10.
Posted 19 December, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
15.9 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
I spent hours playing this game yesterday, and to be utterly honest, by the time I finished it, I had stomach cramps, brain fog, an existential crisis, and on top of all that, I was infuriated. It seemed unnervingly real, as though the person I was speaking with actually existed. I believe the main factor in why I felt this way was that I had a previous encounter that was somewhat reminiscent of this one. I really wouldn't recommend playing if you've recently broken up, for example, or if you've had comparable situations.
Posted 18 December, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
150.5 hrs on record (65.5 hrs at review time)
I have started playing this game with the advice of my friend, and never regretted it since. I must say, this game is quite literally perfection. I've never came across to such a perfect game in my entire gaming history, although I have always played games that's been well known by gaming community. Uhh, and yeah also there are brothels in the game, which is super fun. Uhh, and there is gambling, alcohol, swingers party, chopping heads off, deceiving people, gaslighting and many other things I shall not say. I have already spoiled too much! You must buy it and see for yourself, I INSIST!
Posted 29 May, 2021. Last edited 12 June, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
9.4 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
There aren't many negative things to say about the game except combat mechanics, but Silent Hill had never been a combat based game. Silent Hill Homecoming is truly a masterpiece with its story and musics. It's truly fascinating how a game can make you weep with its characters, musics, and story.

Side note: We are all waiting for Silent Hill 2 on steam.
Posted 15 May, 2021. Last edited 12 June, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
6.6 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
I always join this game when I drink alcohol. Jokes are not always funny, but if you are drinking and having fun it really is funny.
Posted 8 September, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.0 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
I haven't seen like this community in my entire CS life. All of them toxic as ♥♥♥♥, just talks about you, says; oh you are ♥♥♥♥, you are bad; says that; you don't even know how to talk and stuff. and all of them around 15-16
I just refunded this game, and going to buy Faceit. Better than this ♥♥♥♥. Just please don't buy ESEA, waste of money let these toxic kids play alone.
Posted 9 August, 2017.
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348 people found this review helpful
33 people found this review funny
3,060.1 hrs on record (1,891.4 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Seen lots of hackers lately, hope valve will fix this issue. It's boring that playing against hackers.
Posted 11 July, 2017.
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1.9 hrs on record
Funny game, but i can not open achiv. really hard.
Posted 27 January, 2017.
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