Recent reviews by ß kitz ∅' phr e nya

Very fun

I persian douched my friend

SCORE ???? I'm playing a Shoot em up.... I'm Shooting Them Up and getting literally piss nothing.

I haven't seen an ass-er online mode, you can barely connect with people but evet if you get to play it's frames per MINUTE and it gets desynced so hard I get aged backwards compared to my friend .

Two more things, nitpick but, why is the resolution still so ASS? like I can count the pixels of the bullets flying to me. And, when you alt tab to see the game it looks like a damn virus lmao.

tl dr is get Phantasmagoria of Flower VIew. not this. I'm sad :( Also no mima which was the perfect oppurtunity

I remember my dad recommending this game to me 10 years ago, stumbled it on steam the other day, and hell yeah it's awesome

love you dad

The Earth is hungry. Its heart throbs and demands cleansing. The Earth is also thirsty.

O! A short but unique experience. The combination of this weird audio and visuals set's this unique and amazing atmosphere, well done. Wish it was longer tho.

The craziest and fastest paced game ever made. Even the score values are crazy! Imagine getting a bonus of 1 quadrillion points, haha.

Also the whole game is music synced, which is amazing. Definitely buy this if you want to test your craziness!!!!

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Yeah, I changed my mind. This is one of the funnest Touhou games. And the music complement everything so well! Yuugi is one of my favorite bosses now.
Playing more did make the game better for me, and with the help of thprac the game became more bearable.

I'm losing my mind

"Zero Bullsh*t" game. There's no pause, no tutorial, no menu, heck even no options. Everything is self-explanatory. All you gotta do is go exterminate dudes with dual shotguns. How badass.