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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:11pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 8:33pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:29pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:43pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 1:52pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:55pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 8:25pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 9:58pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 9:49pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:08pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:14pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:43am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:07pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:28pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:47pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:58pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 3:52pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:20pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:17pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:15pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:30am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:27am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:04am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 4:54pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:42pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 10:21pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 7:04pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:10pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:08pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:09pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:09pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:08pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:09pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 6:45pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:08pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:08pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:08pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:23pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:26pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 4:03pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:08pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:51pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 11:24am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 9:27pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 3:54pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 5:07pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 2:08pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:51pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:34pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:20pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:43pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:16pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:51pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 8:33pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+9

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