Recent reviews by Meat Punchbeef

for the love of god help me

If you ever wondered what Rollercoaster Tycoon would look like when taken to its most granular logical extreme. then look no further

For sure the dumbest game I've played in a long time, but also allowed me to live out my fantasy of manhandling Nick Nocturne. 20/10

Anodyne 2 is a never-ending existential crisis, but in a good way. It feels like Yume Nikki and Psychonauts had a beautiful, beautiful baby, and I cannot recommend it enough.

A really cute and fun game I can't recommend enough- just looking at the previous game, this is an immense improvement at basically every level. If you like shoot em ups, rpgs, retro games, or a good time, this is a solid pick.

I bought this game! Paid money for it, gave them my hard-earned cash, and YET, I was told left and right that I would have to give them MORE MONEY to continue playing, that despite paying money for this product, I somehow didn't have the 'full version'. Is this a glitch? Maybe. But the 'freemium' model has long overstayed its welcome to begin with, ESPECIALLY if you need to pay to continue even playing the game

This game taught me how to make my characters likeable and let me pet a cat, 20/10

Would you believe that I wasn't ever even interested in Sentai shows before I played this game? I watched maybe one episode of Power Rangers in my life, and it wasn't even an episode with a giant monster battle. That being said, Kamen Rider is now very high on my watch list, and I feel like I've been playing through an ACTUAL Sentai show. To call it 'Incredibly fun' would be an understatement- if you're a fan of strategy games at all, you should definitely check this one out, even if you're not a fan of Sentai yourself.

This game is fun, hilarious, and a lot deeper than first glance- an absolute must-play from the PS2 era.

Holy crap????? Oh my god I think I have a new favorite game of all time maybe?????????
I can't really say much because I'd spoil everything but. This game is so emotionally charged and beautiful and meaningful and heavy and fun and.
Please play Undertale.
Oh god, PLEASE play Undertale.