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U MUST HELP HIM ON HIS QUEST TO DISPOSE INFIDELS, COPY N PASTE THIS TO 72 OTHER PROFILES……………… OR YOUR HOUSE WILL BE BOMBED AT MIDNIGHT…………………..
7:33 PM - Brotherman Paul: Vader dating sim
7:34 PM - pittman789: omfg
7:34 PM - pittman789: Disney would sue the ♥♥♥♥ out of you for that
4:23 PM - pittman789: And you need a ♥♥♥♥. :v
4:24 PM - Paul: ;_;
Quite the rude one.
>Slap russia with 50% tariffs and high taxation on poor people
>Open a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of industries in Kazan
>Invest a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of rubles in education and administration
>Russia grows
>UK threatens to start a crisis in Poland
>Offer white peace and they accept
>Get all slavs and greece under my sphere and keep beating ottomans to give them lands
>Beat austria to give them lands
>World beats Austria
>Russian industry grows to 10th largest
>Russia stops growing
>Me worried
>Literacy in 10% after 25 years of massive investment
>Me disappointed
>China gibes me land, Japan becomes friend
>North Germany appears
>Gets very worried
>Persia ban my embassy and I am forced to enter in a war
>Puppet Persia and afghanistan
>Economy fell
>12th largest
>Has no capitalists or clerks
>Gets sad
>Huge army but poor tech
>Gets sadder
>Feels like all my effort as Tsarina was pure nonesense
>Spend years supporting liberals and cant pass a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ single law
>Rage quit
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Than 9. Enjoy
Persia™: tell me
pittman789: Against the Mamluks and Seljuks
pittman789: It was entirely to defend Jerusalem
pittman789: That they didn't help save Europe.
Persia™: AGAIN
Persia™: JEWISH PEOPLE
Persia™: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THE WORLD
Persia™: HITLER WAS A SAVIOUR
pittman789: No
Persia™: BUSH DID 9/11
pittman789: They wanted to hold it to keep the Muslims out
pittman789: France ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hated the Jews
A conversation to be remembered
Persia™: i would have helped hungary
Persia™: i would have taken my armies
Persia™: IN A GLORIOUS CRUSADE
Persia™: AGAINST THE UNHOLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ EYE PEOPLE
pittman789: No, there was reason Hungary wasn't helped
Persia™: why?
pittman789: Poland was being invaded at the same time
Persia™: and?
pittman789: The HRE fought in Poland
Persia™: AW COME ON
pittman789: Which overally "kind of" saved Hungary
Persia™: so i shouldve been france
pittman789: It wore the Mongols down
Persia™: AND HELPED HUNGARY IN MY HOLY CRUSADE
pittman789: So the Mongols were all "Meh, ♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥. We're out."
Persia™: TO SAVE THEM FROM THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ EYE PEOPLE
pittman789: France was allied to the Mongols
Persia™: YOU
Persia™: BULL
Persia™: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Persia™: ME
pittman789: No
pittman789: xD
pittman789: They were in an alliance
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