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ㅤ* A man is horribly run over by a mobile library. The van screeches to a halt, the man still screaming in agony with his limbs torn apart. The driver's door opens, a woman steps out, leans down and whispers, "Ssshhhhh..."
ㅤ* Archeologist: someone whose carreer lies in ruins.
ㅤ* Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee!
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