Hai this is me; Matthew, you have been borked

Hellow sir. I've come to the friends of the friends of the friends of a friend of mine, because i felt that you were sad, so i had no doubt that i needed to visit you and wish, that "You had an AMAZING Day". So are you havin' one yet?

:) elibear

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

it is a period of dank memes ayy lmaos everywhere, smoking everyones space weed, have won their first space meme competition against the plebs who dont smoke galactic weed that is what a friend of mine said recently the stars have a lot of ayy lmaos be careful fam im the best in space you kids can go play sudoku because im stronger than goku ayy lmao star trek is better tbh 8===================D

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