SURVIVOR::
1. Always boop Piggy's snoot.
2. Photobomb Mori's (especially if it's Ghostface).
3. If you don't pet Maurice the horse, you're a monster. This doesn't apply to Dredge-Maurice. Occasionally applies to Xenodoggo.
4. If you see a Demodoggo emerging from a portal, jumpscare them by standing in front of them when they emerge. Do this to Charlotte (Twins) at your own discretion. Not recommended against Freddy or Xeno.
5. Give all killers stupid nicknames. Forget that some of them are inside jokes and say them in vc, embarrass yourself. :^)
6. Get lazy and leave this unfinished.

KILLER::
1. If a survivor does something silly, go with it.
2. If the game glitches and you down someone because of it, gotta make it dramatic. Stare at the weird glitch, then at them, then at the glitch... and then leave. (Or not, if they were toxic??)
3. If you get booped while playing Piggy, that survivor lives. All non-boopers die. Same rules apply to booping Demo. Cautionary vs Xeno.
4. If a survivor points to a locker, you MUST open it. There is definitely a survivor in there.

Other (related) things to note::
-9/10 times I'll let a survivor escape if they're a baby / a different skill level than myself.
-I 100% expect to be camped/tunneled if I do stupid flashlight plays.
-I don't try very hard against Hag & dark traps Trapper. I am both colorblind and visually impaired, it's near-impossible for me to see those traps.
-If you think you're sneaky by trying to be homophobic/racist in lobby during the last 5 secs, I WILL disconnect as we're loading in and leave you on the endless loading screen.

Tips::
-Being scared and over-hiding will hinder you more than help you. Being able to hide is a valuable skill, but you should not be hiding if the killer is off chasing someone else. Do gens, get totems.
-Stop taking this game so seriously and you'll have a much better experience.
-Just say "gg" after a game even if it wasn't a great game. Being angry/toxic in chat does nothing but make people upset. This isn't going to affect you for more than a few minutes, and once it's done you can easily move on to the next. Be better for the community.