This game's about a grumpy old man with a beard, who has a horse that doesn't judge him and a silver sword that judges everything else.
*wind's howling*
And he's on a mission to find this kind-of super-powerful magical young girl. ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

Along the way, he's gotta fight a bunch of crazy monsters, make some tough decisions, and try not to get distracted by all the hot babes who wanna get with him. And there are all these other characters who are like: "Hey, grumpy dude, can you help me out with this thing?" And he's just like: "Ugh, fine."

But the best part of the game is when you get to play this card game. It's like, "Hey, I know you're on a super important mission, but wanna play some cards?" And then you spend like hours playing this card game and forget all about the mission.

If you haven't played it yet, what are you waiting for?