Recent reviews by Magnificent Mr. Meatball Man

Yesterday, when I was scrolling through the steam store, a game caught my eye. Why was a game called Gamer Girls [18+]: eSports SEX trending? I decided to give the game a look to see what was in store in case I decide to purchase it. Reading the reviews, I noticed many people calling it a tetris game, but with hentai. Now porn is great and all, and I understand how important that is for many people, but I am an avid tetris player. I have multiple wins in tetris 99 and a sub-35 40 line sprint in jstris. The idea of playing a new tetris game on the steam store, topped with multiple hentai women, seemed like a perfect game for me. I purchased the game for 1.69, 15% off of the original 1.99 price.

Opening the game I see the option to play, view galley, or leave. I decide to start the game to play what I expect to be a fun game of tetris. Immediately I am bombarded with a woman who wants to talk to me. After a little bit of discussion, I realized that it was poorly written and in the way of my true goal: tetris. After skipping the dialogue I reached what was basically a map downstack, in which there are blocks that you have to clear in order to progress. There is a woman there to complement when you clear a line, her clothes do not fall off after every line you clear, rather she stands there idly. This was upsetting but playable until the maps got harder. When the exact number of line are cleared, you are given three stars and a score, but you can't progress until you clear the garbage given to you. Stuck and unable to easily pass through levels, I tested the rotation system, and I am afraid to say it does not follow the SRS rotation system that exists in mainline tetris games and valid clones. A few minutes later, I discovered that you can skip every level and unlock every girl on your way. No effort, just reward. At the end I felt scammed and unworthy.

I'm left with what is a slideshow of hentai women, place in the following order: clothed, in underwear, naked, coom all over. Sometimes a penis is involved, sometimes, there isn't, yet coom is the final picture. If you care only about booba, this is all you get.

I am underwhelmed and disappointed. At least give us an endless mode, or a sprint mode.

TLDR: Game bad, Hentai exists

It's a fun game

Very fun game. Need to strafe more

There is a jumpscare at the game over screen. Other than that it is a very fun game.

I love this game, but be warned. To 100% the game you must play every level four times. For every level you must.

1. Beat the story mode (and collect minikits, true jedi, and the red brick
2. Beat free play (to collect what you couldn't in story
3. Beat the challenge mode (collect 10 blue minikits without the help of extras in 20 minutes (10 on xbox))
4. Beat super story mode (Playing through the entire episode as a whole in under an hour or collecting 100,000 studs without the help of extras)

After that you still have to buy gold bricks, extras, and characters, complete gold brick extras, bounty hunter missions, character and minikit bonuses. It's honestly not that hard, just tedious. You do not need to collect 4,000,000,000 studs.

Recently, we have seen many different battle royale games like PUBG, Fortnite, or H1Z1. I, like many people have grown tired of such an over-saturated genre, especially as many developers attempt to hop on the bandwagon, lacking the quality or charm of the games it attempts to replicate. A plethora of the futile endeavors lack the one major trait of a new game in a popular genre: innovation.

What Stefanos Sizzling Pizza Pie does to stand out is by presenting itself as almost a completely different game. It ditches the role of the player and replaces it with the game maker. You now have the power to remove any player attempting the closing circle, which is now a pizza. As the time runs out and the pizza is ready, you discover the power you hold. You decide who stays and who dies. This game provides a level of depth never seen before.

The hours I have spent on this displays the sheer volume provided with such a low price. I recommend this game to any individual, no matter their interest or experience in gaming. It truly builds bridges between all races, genders and religions.

WIPPPEEEEOUUUUUTTT!!!

Why are you looking at the reviews? You probably have this game.

Fun game, colors are amazing, easy to get into, free.

I can't see a reason not to get it.

69/10 can make dickship