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cyka blyat

It takes three real-life days to craft a basic weapon.

But you can skip the craft time if you fork over enough cash.

I think that says it all about this game.

GAMe for autistic horse lords

One of the most fun and yet simultaneously one of the most HAIR-PULLINGLY FRUSTRATING games that I have ever played.

The computer is a cheating bastard. When you begin a campaign, all of the AI teams have like 1500 points worth of players and skills, meanwhile you can only field 1000 at the start of a campaign. So you'll be up against a team of dark elves that has every single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ player with both dodge and block, when you haven't even gotten the chance to become close to levelling up.

Haven't even tried online yet, and I can already tell this is a multiplayer-centric game.

So yeah, this game is good ♥♥♥♥.

>playing as holy roman empire
>tell army to move somewhere
>"Ja, mein Kaiser!"
>feels good man

do you vant to arr-PEE

The Adventures of Sir Kicksalot Deathboot

oh ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boy where to start with this game.

let's start with the loading screens, my personal favorite part of this game. oh boy oh boy oh BOY the loading screens. they last like, what, 30 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes? and that's IF the game even bothers to let you into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ server. there are loading screens for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everything, too. steam says i have 13 hours clocked into this game, hmm if that's the case, why am i still level one?

OH RIGHT, LOADING SCREENS.

next is the community. jesus. ♥♥♥♥. if you play this game, you should be warned that the only thing you will ever see is scantily clad women in bikinis, lingerie and other fetish outfits. and none of these people are being played by actual women. so far out of what little i've actually managed to play of this game, i have not seen ONE male character aside from my own. i suppose it's fitting since he's the kunt destroyr, but still.

the combat. just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ give up. there's one weapon that will always kick your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass, which is some sort of ak-47 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gun or whatever that EVERY SINGLE PERSON EXCEPT YOU HAS. have a fast firing submachinegun that spews out bullets like your girlfriend does her juices? too late, you're dead before you can even click the left mouse button. using a bigass AA12 that turns enemies to paste? they're halfway across the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ city, splattering your brains on graffiti-covered concrete. using a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boltgun of an LMG that shoots bullets the size of footballs and has a OP as ♥♥♥♥ fire rate? too bad, you fire 12 shots into them, they fire one into you, you lose. give up, ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

and this god-weapon can only be bought with real money. that's right. anyone who says this isn't a p2w game is LYING.

alright, so you tried playing the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game and thanks to my genius tips you found out how ♥♥♥♥ it was. let's just leave the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game and-

HOED UP NAH HOED THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOEN

WE CAN'T HAVE YOU LEAVING WITHOUT YOU ADMIRING THE GLORIOUS ART WE PUT INTO OUR LOADING SCREENS

that's right

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

THIRTY

MINUTE

LOADING

SCREEN

when you try to EXIT THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME

and don't think you can skip this piece of ♥♥♥♥

i tried alt f4, control alt delete, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ UNPLUGGING MY COMPUTER and i still had to wait an hour for the slideshow to finish

-1000000/10 ♥♥♥♥ game would not play

i give this game a

THANK YOU, DRIVE THROUGH PLEASE.